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So the Craziest Thing Happened Last Night

I was about to go to sleep, when I opened up my eyes to see a giant ass spider hanging above my face. I quickly rolled out of the bed, turned on the lights, and regarded the slightly-larger-than-average creature, which was still hanging there by a single web. “Hello, Mr. Spider.” “Hello, Matt.” “Whatcha up to?”  […]

Sarcastic or Genuine? A Game You’ll All Enjoy

I am occasionally a very sarcastic person, making random, unnecessary comments towards people with the ferocity of a particularly angry kitten. While this has its perks — it’s given me a bunch of wonderfully like-minded readers — it does have its downsides. For example, some people will read my sarcastic comments and think I’m being […]

A Few Quick Questions for Y’all

Question #1: Have you seen Interstellar yet? Question #2: If so, what did you think? Question #3: How many fingers am I holding up? Think: balance of probability. Remember that your answers for these questions are roughly eleven times more important than you’d expect. Just, y’know, try not to spoil anything.

My Quest for a Job

A little while back, my family went to New Hampshire to celebrate one of my cousins graduating from college. (I feel like I’ve mentioned this before.) Sometime during the party, I took a break from mastering Guitar Hero and sat down next to my aunt, in the chairs surrounding the fire pit. Now for reasons […]

Sixteen is an Overrated Age

I’ve never done the daily prompt for The Daily Post, but I think I’ll give it a try today, with the prompt being, “Tell us all about the person you were when you were sixteen. If you haven’t yet hit sixteen, tell us about the person you want to be at sixteen.” I have yet […]

2014: A (Mostly Optimistic) Look Ahead

At midnight, a three will turn into a four, and everyone will be complaining about the people saying ‘New year, new me,” even though no one actually says that anymore. I’m not going to be spending my time talking about 2013, which was a great year, at least for me. (I hate overly nostalgic people […]

Christmas Themed Blog Party, Anyone?

It’s that time of year, people—when most adults are stressed out, people start to gain weight, and there are occasional debates on whether to say “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays.” (You say “Happy Holidays,” people. Because as it turns out, not everyone celebrates Christmas.) To celebrate this wonderful time (because it is still wonderful, despite […]

Ten Things I Learned Today

1) If you’re going to New York City for the day and planning to use that as an excuse for not posting a decent post, then it’s a good idea to actually take some pictures so your followers don’t think you’re lying. 2) Manhatten on Black Friday—not nearly as crowded as you’d think. 3) Street […]

Announcements, and Some Other Things

Because I know I won’t have much access to the internet in the next two days, I’m going to write a short post here, so I have time to get a better post published tomorrow (it may or may not be Thanksgiving related). First off, I saw Catching Fire, for those of you who haven’t […]

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