There comes a time in every person’s life in which they discover an incontrovertible truth; one which they know will cause controversy but must be said anyway. I have found this truth.
Perhaps this is only a biased truth, one that applies to me but not to everyone, but it is still my belief that what I say is true, and I can’t contain my feelings anymore. I’m like a tiny container, filled with water and a recently dropped Alka-Seltzer tablet (google that). I must release the lid, so to speak, before the pressure becomes too much.
I understand that I will be judged for what I am about to say. I might lose some of my followers (perhaps all of them) after this, and I guess I’d understand why. This statement is more controversial than both the Lost and How I Met Your Mother finales combined. But I hope you will all come to understand, and perhaps some of you will even agree with me one day. Either way, I hope you will not look down on me for saying this.
Pepsi is waaaaaayyyyyyy better than Coca-Cola.